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Joke of the Day

"What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

"How does clickbait work? Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!"

"What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"The baby fell on the floor at breakfast this morning. Luckily, she landed butter side up, so the five second rule still applied."

"What does a transvestite do on Christmas? Eat, drink and be Mary"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop"

"Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day."

"looking back, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online... Heinz site's a wonderful thing"