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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."
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"Sorry I threw firewood at you and yelled ""shoo"", but with the amount of eye liner you wear, you resemble the raccoons that raided my cooler."
"Why won't bankers go to the opera? Because they quickly lose interest"
"Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"Just tore seven ligaments trying to avoid being handed the phone by my wife."
"I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down."
"[does his regular grocery shopping] Cashier: having a kid's birthday party? Me: ...................yes."
"There was a blackout in my neighbourhood last night....... The police told us to stay inside until they caught him."
"Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered."
"Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama."