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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"
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"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."
"Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level."
"*tucks an errant lock of my gynecologist's hair behind her ear with my toes*"
"My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed. Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad."
"The funniest vampire jokes... ... never see the light of day"
"If you want to touch the sky... Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)"
"Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring."
"During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless.. .. Girl: What the heck are you doing?? Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called ""buffering"""
"Are you single too? Don't worry, you're not alone. Actually, I guess you are."