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Joke of the Day
"Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring."
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"*cops finds my loose floorboard* Cop: What's under here... *they discover a lifetime supply of hot pockets* Me: I'd like my lawyer now."
"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
"Every single time I go out drinking with unicorns, they use the old ""no pockets"" excuse to stick me with the bill."
"Dear necessity, happy mothers day! -Invention."
"Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard."
"I saw a pickup truck that said ""Silly boys trucks are for girls"". they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing."
"Did you hear that someone put a hole in the fence at the nudist beach? Don't worry, the police are looking into it."
"was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction..."
"Are people with googly eyes better at searching for stuff?"