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Joke of the Day

"After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black... ...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a collective sigh of relief"

"Kill the time Teacher - How did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or Internet? Smart student - i've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters..."

"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."

"For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest."

"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."

"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: I have a boyfriend."

"What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife? Stoner!"

"All of the countries in the world run a race. Who wins? Finland. He's the first to Finnish."

"What bait do you use to catch a space fish? A worm hole"

"What's the most played song at Amish parties? Churn Down For What"