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Joke of the Day

"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."

"Russian Nursery Rhyme The incy wincy conrade Was tugging at his chain About rights of workers He complain The secret police Am get order to restrain And the incy wincy comrade was never seen again"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"Somewhere in the world, a woman gives birth once a minute. It must suck to be her."

"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."

"I have some frilly pants. They are never on time. It's OK, though... They're late bloomers"

"I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game ""Risk"" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say ""Life is all about taking Risks."""

"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."

"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"

"Amputees can be pretty stubborn. You've really got to hand it to them."