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Joke of the Day
"The funniest vampire jokes... ... never see the light of day"
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"What is the most popular style in Moscow salons? A brushin."
"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."
"Did you hear about the weather report from the ski resort in Lake Tahoe? Partly cloudy with Sonny around a tree."
"What's the difference between your mom and my computer? I can still turn your mom on."
"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination."
"[Zoo, bird show] ""Millions of years of evolution have made these ancient raptors into graceful sky gods."" *bird headbutts window 50 times*"
"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"
"You ever been to the butcher with the chastity fetish? Say what you will about the lifestyle, but his meat simply can't be beat."
"Yo mama's so stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem on an isosceles triangle."