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Joke of the Day

"*unzips jeep window* boy i sure am glad i bought this dumb horseshit *zips jeep window back up*"

"Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer."

"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"

"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"

"What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

"What do you call it when water is poured over a clock? Time dilution."

"What did you do wrong if your wife comes out of the kitchen and yells at you? You made her chain to long."

"As a wizard I know a selection of offensive spells... My favorite is 'Curse'."

"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"

"I hate having to brush my teeth every morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth."