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Joke of the Day

"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"

"Put yourself in my shoes for a minute... ...Now you're a mile away, and you have my shoes!"

"Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."

"What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"

"When I open the washing machine lid mid-cycle, I feel like I've entered a party where everybody suddenly stops dancing and stares at me."

"So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar.. Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds."

"What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions? An emo-g "

"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"

"No thanks World Cup, if I wanted to watch a bunch of guys unsuccessfully try to score I'll just stay on Twitter."

"Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes? I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist."