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Joke of the Day

"What did you do wrong if your wife comes out of the kitchen and yells at you? You made her chain to long."

"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"

"Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision."

"I'm only good for two things... Self-defecating and self-deprecating."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."

"""A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn't."""

"How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian? Because I've me herbivore."

"If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder."

"The number One day,i saw a girl whose Facebook name is 70.Because of curiosity I added her.Until i have done with her and her name changed to 71, i know what her means."

"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"