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Joke of the Day
"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""
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"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."
"[me after 1 minute of jogging] this is good, this was a good decision [me after 3 minutes of jogging] life is suffering, there is no god"
"Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars? He'd get it."
"How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her not to make you a sandwich."
"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."
"Apparently sleeping your way to the top doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."
"A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might"
"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"