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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."
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"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."
"Why do Gnomes always laugh when the run? Because the grass tickles their balls!"
"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"
"It makes sense why women hate premature ejaculation so much Our whole lives we're taught that nothing worth having comes easy."
"Two banana peels What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers"
"""OOOOOH an email!"" - me, every single fucking time I email myself"
"I told a man I was voting third party He said, ""That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"" ""Simple,"" I replied, ""I'd pick the bullet."""
"My friend got a rash from some suntan lotion he was using. He wanted to sue the company for billions. He was being irrational."