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Joke of the Day

"[me after 1 minute of jogging] this is good, this was a good decision [me after 3 minutes of jogging] life is suffering, there is no god"

"Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!"

"Roses Are Red... Roses are red, Voilets are violet, This misconseption Makes me violent"

"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."

"Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre? There would have been, but the punch line was too long..."

"There are two types of people in the world And I hate them."

"Knowledge is knowing that papers are best written with alcohol and edited with caffeine. Wisdom is realizing that this does not make a Jagerbomb a study tool"

"Guy: you've been a bad girl. Girl: yes baby, punish me. Guy: OK. *burns all her shoes*."

"GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad."

"NSFW:Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."" Originally from r/meanjokes"