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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by creating a click baity post [Made up story that's not as bad as title implies]"

"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."

"If Ben Affleck played Daredevil and Batman does that mean that he's blind as a bat? #WellThatsAGoodQuestion"

"Who is Joseph Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy"

"My uncle always said ""One in the hand is worth two in the bush."" He died a virgin."

"What do you call an edible ion? An onion"

"""Here's what I would do..."" - me, giving bad advice"

"What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher? ""I can't, I'm not a conductor."" Pffffffhehewheheheheheh."

"Hey guys, I just lost my virginity yesterday! What's the worst thing you've ever done to a dead body?"

"The Beatles were so full of shit. They only used that yellow submarine residence for tax purposes."