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Joke of the Day

"If Ben Affleck played Daredevil and Batman does that mean that he's blind as a bat? #WellThatsAGoodQuestion"

"Why are jewish people's noses so big Because air is free"

"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."

"Two electrons are having a conversation... Electron 1: Do you know why they call it the XBOX 360? Electron 2: Why? Electron 1: Because when you see it, you spin 360 degrees and walk away!"

"We used have Empires ruled by Emperors. Then We used have kingdom ruled by kings. Now We live in ... And We are about elect Hilary"

"Why do people wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out-tide."

"A man is talking to his friend... ""Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."" ""Eyyy, nice trade."""

"What's the difference between a microwave and butt fucking? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."

"What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends? Change for a buck."

"That's about as useful as... ...Anne Frank's drumkit."