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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."
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"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a stool..."
"Q)What is the condition when a cat loses it eye-sight after being beaten? A)Cat-a-rekt!"
"why did the spy cross the road because he never really was on your side hold your applause."
"How did the feminist die? Alone"
"before guns were invented, armies had to throw bullets at each other and if a bullet touched you, you had to sit out until the next war"
"What do you call an element found in the ground? Barium."
"What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common? They all died Jung."