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Joke of the Day
"""Here's what I would do..."" - me, giving bad advice"
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"A spice belt for chefs Might be a waist of thyme"
"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."
"What do you call a guy with a big orange nose? Sir. The man has enough on his plate without being treated as a lesser individual by society."
"What's the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale"
"My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them."
"*Wakes up* ""Wow I feel pretty good"" *Moves body* ""Maybe I spoke too soon"""
"Do you know what the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet spell? No. _______________________ You are exactly right."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything."
"Sent a tweet with a typo. Deleted it and now I'm gonna be bummed about until mid June."