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Joke of the Day
"When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day"
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"What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily? Amoxicillin"
"What's with American's obsession with everything bigger? Bigger cars, bigger houses, higher IQs... If you ask me, Americans have the smallest penises in the world."
"America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent."
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded."
"Someone asked me if I'd ever taken ecstasy I said, ""No, but I've given it a few times."""
"Why didn't the melon get married? Because it can't elope."
"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."
"Once there was a spic who went to the tacular... It was awesome!"
"Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""