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Joke of the Day
"Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy"
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"Buddy 1:Hey ever heard of the movie constipation? Buddy 2:No i have not. Buddy 1: that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"What would you call it if Hitler was mad? inFUHRERiated."
"The wife shares my sense of humour. She hasn't fcuking got one of her own."
"How many Pao's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you."
"How does Google translate ""ten dead American cops"" into any other language? \_()_/ "
"Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming."
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"Is your body from McDonalds? Why because you are loving it.... No ...because its fat and greasy."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."