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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people take drugs... Like US Customs or police officers."
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"Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!"
"Just clicked on an ad that said ""Free Albums Here"" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus."
"Define ""no more Twitter or I will leave you."""
"Confucius say... Do not meet girl in park. Park meat in girl."
"I want to be an organ donner My priest said to give my heart to Jesus."
"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."
"You can't change a person unless they wear adult diapers"
"What happens to a gay man every month? Manstruation"
"Necrophilia.. It puts the FUN in Funeral"