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Joke of the Day

"I want to be an organ donner My priest said to give my heart to Jesus."

"Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"

"I touch myself when I think of you. It's a facepalm, but I am thinking of you."

"For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed."

"Doctor: You need a kidney transplant. Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried. Me:"

"I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again! I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recommended a banana for scale."

"So how do I take the gum out of my hair? Cancer."

"A fun thing to yell at a magic show is ""BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH"""

"Single beds Should date more."