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Joke of the Day
"Define ""no more Twitter or I will leave you."""
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"To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE."
"Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another."
"What does a German use to polish his trumpet? Toot tonic"
"Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found."
"My doctor says my emoji use is keeping me young."
"My girlfriend and I decided we aren't ready for a baby yet, so I double-bagged it. It worked; babies cannot breath through two layers of plastic shopping bag."
"I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record."
"What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis? A *rotato*..."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."