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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!"

"What did one bird say to the other bird? toucan play at this game."

"An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at either."

"when life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"[interviewing cave bat] me: any disadvantages to hanging upside down? Bat: [pee rolling down his face] Yes, one."

"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"

"Fat people would be great ninjas. The all black uniform would be mistaken for a solar eclipse thus creating the ultimate ninja diversion."

"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."

"A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body."

"What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating? ""Man, wall mounts are awesome."""