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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!"

"I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast"

"What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole."

"I'd like to put a big red bow on the coffin of the guy who came up with those Lexus ads."

"Shakespeare was gay... How else was he so good with his tongue?"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water?... You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"What did the french fry say to the police officer? Help me! I've been a-salted!"

"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."

"How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles."

"My dad: See, when you said you'd met a ""special someone"" we thought... Me: Go on. My dad: Me: [taking hold of the penguin's flipper] GO ON."