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Joke of the Day
"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."
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"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."
"Personally, I think the title of ""World Champions"" is ridiculous. This is America, we're Universe Champions!"
"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans"
"The time you really begin to envy your cat Monday morning."
"Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired... Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"
"Why was the EDM producer bad at fishing? Because he kept dropping the bass"
"What Obama is doing right now Sitting in the oval office with iPhone headphones on watching Mr. Robot. His advisors knocking on his door. ""GO AWAY!"""