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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a russian bull? a moscow"

"Some people get athlete's foot. I get Twitter butt."

"I saw a guy with down syndrome buying a pair of jeans today. I thought to myself, ""What a greedy bastard, haven't you got enough already?"""

"Just got back in the USA, I heard something about a party here? I don't know, there's a song about it and everything."

"My girlfriend just texted me this: Babe,myspacebarisbroken.IneedanalternativeASAP! Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"

"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."

"Asked a hen how many eggs it lays daily? It said: two eggs I said: Oh strange! It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs? I said: no, the fact that you talk"

"The F.U.N. Song F is for fascists who kill jews together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all down in the auschwitz death camp"

"Comedy is suffering. I just saw on twitter someone posted ""When you've got a migraine so bad you can't see straight :c"" I've never heard of a migraine making heterosexuals invisible before."

"Why is Windows going from 8 to 10? Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with."