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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say... Do not meet girl in park. Park meat in girl."
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"What's another name for a dinosaur? A thesaurus."
"I'm not fat Just short for my weight"
"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That sponger's never paid for anything in his life."
"The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they're threatened at gunpoint"
"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"
"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"
"While in bed, my girlfriend said, ""OMG it's so large!"" Problem is, I'm a serious arachnophobe, and it was right next to me."
"English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'"
"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."