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Joke of the Day

"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."

"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net? ""It's not a too-nah!"""

"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""

"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"

"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay Sounds suuuuuuper fun if you don't happen to know what either of they things are."

"A black man enters a bar... with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, all surprised and shocked, said; - That's cool! Where did you get that? - In Africa, replied the parrot."

"When a squirrel runs on the road then turns around quickly is it because he thinks he left his little squirrel iron on?"

"How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope."

"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."