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Joke of the Day

"What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta."

"What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? Pull down his pants."

"Did you guys know about the security guard who got fired from the Sperm Bank? He got caught drinking in the job."

"Why couldn't the Italian get into his house? Because he had gnocchi."

"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""

"I was talking to Marcel Marceau the other day. You know what he said? Nothing he's dead"

"""you should be more serious, sir. this is arson."" ""no this is MY son!"" *tousles his hair* ""ha ha ha. so how many houses did the rascal burn"""

"I'm white, but not like ""has a golden retriever named Chance"" white."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway."

"Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings? De Beers"