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Joke of the Day

"I think I figured out why Al Gore thought he invented the internet. He just misheard the word ""algorithm"""

"Saw a tv for sale on eBay for 5. Only problem was the volume button was broken..... How can I turn that down?"

"What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light? I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off."

"Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week. Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??"

"My girlfriend got her period today... ...and I guess, since I'm the adult in this relationship, I'm going to have to have ""the talk"" with her. They grow up so fast..."

"Been experiencing bad diarrhea for 2 years and finally getting some medication I guess you can say I'm getting my shit together again."

"I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus"

"Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia."

"True irony Ay im Rony!"

"I've had good' tattooed down my cock. I like to see a bit of good in everyone."