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Joke of the Day
"Just realized that I'm finally too fat to do things during summer."
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"As a member of Destiny's Child, Kelly Rowlands was one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world.. ..'s friend. From Frankie Boyle."
"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."
"Q: What is a 'forum'? A: Two-um plus two-um."
"What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !"
"Ate a bag of Sun chips and now I need 300 stitches in my mouth"
"Me and my recliner... We go way back."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Aromatic and with a bit of foam floating at the top."
"12 out of 12 bakers agree, there should be one more baker in this study."
"What do you call a midget that can communicate with ghosts that recently escaped from a prison A small medium at large"