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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."
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"BBC News: Being obese can cut your risk of dementia... Hold on, lets rephrase that: ""Fat fuckers are less likely to forget where the biscuits are kept"""
"Don't trust anyone who wants to ""get you out of your comfort zone."" Why would you ever want to leave something called a comfort zone?!"
"What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island? Malaise-ia"
"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"
"Apparently I watch too much internet porn.... At least that's what my ebony girlfriend says."
"The only thing I have to offer men is that I don't ask questions during a movie."
"Donald Trump truly made history... Winning an argument against a woman."
"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."
"My thai girlfriend told me a small penis doesn't matter... ...I still wish she didn't have one though"