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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."

"How do drugs end up in prison? They get smuggled in by some asshole."

"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."

"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling."

"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."

"Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags? So the Mexicans can window shop."

"What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla? A harumble."

"Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!"

"Hey, thanks for defining the word ""many"" for me... It means a lot."

"What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls."