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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island? Malaise-ia"
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"How much does a flight to Rio cost? A Brazilian dollars."
"Be sure you are standing on your left foot and only your left foot at midnight tonight... ...so that you start the new year off on the right foot!"
"What do you call a Muslim cowboy? Dirty hairy."
"Business Idea: Audio books for deaf people"
"What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!"
"""They say there's no such thing as a free lunch. That ends today!"" -- me as I rally lunches everywhere to overthrow their oppressors"
"The Breakfast Club Is membership into The Breakfast Club 5 UPC codes and $2.95 Processing & Handling?"
"What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead? A sixth sense"
"The reason why there aren't much female superheroes is that you can't expect a girl to wear the same superhero costume twice in a month"