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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island? Malaise-ia"
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"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."
"Yes, people who exercise live longer. But those extra years are spent...umm...excercising!"
"Hmm, should I try to rip open this box with my bare hands for 20 minutes, or grab scissors & do it in 4 seconds? *starts peeling at tape*"
"Dyslexic man So a dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"
"Overheard in the nucleus... Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive."
"I like to pride myself on knowing whether it's Ice Ice Baby or Under Pressure by the first bum bum bum badda dum bum."
"LPT: If you feel too cold, and can't afford central heating ...Just stand in a corner of your house. They are usually ~ 90"