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Joke of the Day
"Apparently I watch too much internet porn.... At least that's what my ebony girlfriend says."
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"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"
"As a parent, I spend far too much time identifying what's stuck to the ceiling."
"The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So Happy got out."
"What day does the egg fear most? Fry-day"
"Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish."
"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."
"Oh man, this whole time we've been trying to stop SEAWATER from gushing into our OIL. Stupid Terry was holding the diagram upside down."
"What do you call a turtle without its shell? Dead."
"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"