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Joke of the Day

"Don't trust anyone who wants to ""get you out of your comfort zone."" Why would you ever want to leave something called a comfort zone?!"

"Why are there no female serial killers ?? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."

"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."

"Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them."

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics Even if you win, you're still fucking retarded."

"I was viewing a house being sold by a native american i asked him if it came with running water, He said 'no, get your own wife'"

"I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license."

"That hot person you've been flirting with over the internet has one normal arm and one shrivelled T. rex arm."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute after their session? ""Keep the tip."""

"PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes. Please and thank you."