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Joke of the Day

"Why did the letter arrive wet? Because it had postage dew."

"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"

"Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired? ...he threw out the W's"

"I like my women like I like my... ...grades: covered in B's."

"What qualifies as a ""short stack"" of pancakes? I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right? Yes? Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack."

"WIFE: Stop spending all our money ME: Okay, fine [later] WIFE: *visibly angry* WTF? ME: *zooming by on a new Segway* RELAX KAREN, I STOLE IT"

"Little did he know that his foot powered filing system would have made him billions if he had only thought of a better name - The Ped-o-file"

"The difference between theory and practice is that in theory George Clooney should have been the best Batman."

"Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!"

"How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool"