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Joke of the Day

"Little did he know that his foot powered filing system would have made him billions if he had only thought of a better name - The Ped-o-file"

"What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse? Take me to your Liederkranz."

"When my twitter crush rt's another girl, a little part of me dies. And so does she."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you."

"Doctor: ""Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."""

"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."

"I don't know what hurts my wrist more, playing volleyball or watching women's volleyball!"

"Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"Reddit, what is your best one-two line joke? I heard one recently, what do you get when you put TNT in a bra? Tit bits."

"What do you call a mentally challenged Jew? Auschwistic"