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Joke of the Day

"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window."

"What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen? A computer virus!"

"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."

"I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed"

"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."

"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say ""I love you,"" she's talking to our dog."

"There's only 7,100 cheetahs left in the wild. Scientists say they are racing towards extinction."

"The chicken's egg never hatched... It was a bad yoke."