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Joke of the Day
"Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired? ...he threw out the W's"
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"Looks like Southwest Airlines needs to install a GPS Tomtom in the planes so their pilots don't get lost."
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"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"
"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"