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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my... ...grades: covered in B's."
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"""Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza."" - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late"
"I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man ""wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"""
"Nobody's taking my presidential campaign seriously. I'll bet this has something to do with my lack of serious sexual indiscretions."
"It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented."
"About an actress. Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something... Witherspoon? No Witherknife."
"What cologne do engineers wear? Elon's musk"
"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it"
"What do you call a fat person with a flat butt? A hipobottomless"
"Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside"