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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"

"There's always an Obama in relationships. The one that has to compromise, doesn't really get much credit, and never wins, no matter what."

"So, my girlfriend won't let me wear my mood ring anymore... ...I'm not really sure how I feel about it"

"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."

"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: please stop calling me that. My name is Susan"

"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."

"Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed"

"Never drink water after eating fish !!! Your stomach might become an aquarium. PS not mine read it somewhere"

"What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!"

"Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock."