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Joke of the Day

"What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?"

"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."

"If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home."

"It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club."

"Girls call me a wizard Because it's magic what I do with 3 inches."

"What has two wings and a halo? A chinese man on the phone! Wing wing, halo?"

"Damn girl, are you Obama? Cuz you know all my passwords, look through my phone, and spend my money on useless shit!"

"Somebody spotted a coyote in my neighborhood a few days ago. But it's cool, cause I just started carrying an anvil around everywhere I go."

"Uma Thurman just got gender reassignment surgery. They're calling it 'the three-inch punch'"

"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"