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Joke of the Day

"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"

"Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster."

"I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope"

"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""

"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."

"what do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador."

"Tried to catch fog today Mist"

"Feminists won't get this... Anywhere"

"New documentary about the female menstrual cycle. Available exclusively at Redbox."

"What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!"