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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"
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"What did the girl say when her boyfriend asked her to rate the size of his penis? Urinate (heh just made this one up)"
"College doesn't prepare you for holding in farts in the workplace."
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic in a house fire."
"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."
"Did you hear that Sir Mix-A-Lot's pet snake left his girlfriend because she went low-carb? His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun."
"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"
"Knock knock Whos there? Meg Whites most complex drum beat."
"Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? ROFLMFAO! JK! Lolz Ttyl KK Ur BFF, Hannibal ~ Hannibal Lecter discovers text messages"
"Did you hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives."