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Joke of the Day
"R.I.P Satoru Iwata He's pushing Peaches and Daisies now."
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"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."
"I want to be a comedian But I'm afraid people will laugh at me"
"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."
"What was Ol' Dirty Bastard's favorite vegetable? Nigga, peas!"
"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"
"Girls aren't friends with other girls. They are just future enemies."
"The free sample lady just asked if I'd like to try some slow roasted pork loin and then did a hip thrust at me."
"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."
"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet."