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Joke of the Day

"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."

"Chuck Norris died yesterday. He's fine today."

"TIL A new study shows that women drivers often turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver, look out for women drivers."

"What did the type setter sing while he worked? I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"

"Meth addicts gets all their drug money from the tooth fairy."

"Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career? She had no sense of porpoise."

"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"

"Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!"

"Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?"

"How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with a parachute on his back."