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Joke of the Day

"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"

"Hey, i'm proud of my heritage that's why sometimes, I don't even wear my hood at rallies."

"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"

"If a tree falls in the forest with no one around to hear it... Does a hipster still buy the soundtrack?"

"Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days.."

"What's the difference between my penis and a midget dressed as a mouse? Both are small and scare women away... :("

"Why do black guys always have red eyes after sex? Mace."

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."

"What does an asshole and a nine volt battery have in common You know it's a bad idea but your tongue is going to touch it"

"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stew!"