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Joke of the Day
"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do"
"Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks? Because the water is a distraction."
"sometimes when i feel stupid, i look at the comments on the Walmart facebook page and feel better."
"A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone."
"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari? The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog."
"I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then."
"I wish making friends didn't involve talking to strangers."
"Crime in multi-storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels."
"A Muslim, A Commie, and an Illegal Alien walk into a bar.. and the bartender says, ""what can I get you Mr. President?"""