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Joke of the Day
"Hey people who don't understand sarcasm, what's it like being so awesome?"
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"""Socks... they're like... soft little canoes for your feet."" - Don Draper, having a stroke"
"I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand"
"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."
"Two men walk into a bar (under 10 second joke) Two men walk into a bar.......... See that's weird because if the first guy didn't see it, the second guy should have."
"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless."
"If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?"
"A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying ""Betcha can't eat just one!"" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move."
"What did the bird say after its cage fell apart? Cheap cheap!"
"I received a document about the ROM in my computer science class it was read only."