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"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder."
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"Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says ""There's no prophet in this!"""
"Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into."
"What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood? An omnivore"
"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."
"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
"Programmed Siri to respond to any request with ""That's what she said."""
"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."
"""making decisions"" Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? . Student: Well...yes and no."
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