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Joke of the Day

"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

"Mom, is this skirt too short? Yes. Your balls are showing, Robert."

"Why did no one come to the ghost's party? [OC] The h was in charge of the invitations."

"So I was watching Fox News the other day"

"Didja hear they're developing a new gameshow targeted specifically at an LGBT audience? Yeah - they're gonna call it ""Bruce or Dare"""

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel? They say his invention was groundbreaking"

"If I work as a janitor at an office, does that mean that every time I change a lightbulb I climb the corporate ladder?"

"What did one snowman say to the other? ...do you smell carrots?"

"(NAME) is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes"

"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."